Cartoon Boyfriend lyrics
by Wonder Stuff



"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she saidConfused you will beHe's got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn againAnnoyed she will beCHORUSCartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself out"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said"Abused you will be""If you touch a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead"She said "Oh joking you must be"CHORUSThere were pieces of gold in his mouth when they metAnd now there's just pieces of coalThere was a thought in his head the first time she saidAnd now there's just a gaping hole(They call hiim the Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his crayonsand stuff but, that's not enough, Crayola Kid.)------------------------------------------------------------------------------