30 Years In The Bathroom lyrics
by Wonder Stuff



My lavatory has been my sanctuaryAnd it's easy for you to laugh at me'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, babyRubadubdub one man in a tub and it's meAlways meCHORUSAnd now the time has come to share the jokeThat the latch on the bathroom door is brokeAnd now it's time to let you knowThat it's only the beat of my heart that is slowWho's fault is this? I deny that it's mineI been stuck in here since 1959That's 30 good years in the bathroom babyBut it's okay, yeah it's okayCos when they come to take me awayI will be clean, I will be cleanCHORUSWell I been 30 years in a bad mood, babyBut it's okay, yeah it's okay 'cos that's betterThan 30 years on the back seat of a carOh beat me with the pumice stoneEight to the barCHORUS------------------------------------------------------------------------------