William E. Geist Quotes & Trivia

Quotes

Drawn by warm nostalgic feelings for the place and by two sweet little words: "Open Bar."

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

Kristin Brown looks as though she could have been mailed first-class to New York for about a dollar and a half.

New York is a city of conversations overheard, of people at the next restaurant table (micrometers away) checking your watch, of people reading the stories in your newspaper on the subway train.

Pressed caviar has the consistency of chilled tar.

Scrooge pushed past Mary number 1 and Joseph number 2 in the wings without so much as an "excuse me". Typical.

The crack of a bat sounded amplified in cavernous Yankee Stadium, sprinkled lightly with fans on a cool September evening.

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.