I Make Hamburgers lyrics
by Whitlams



My first customer was Meganshe came in for a hamburger with the lotno meat"Hey that's a salad roll i said"and we started going outMy second customer was Susanshe came in for Diet Pepsi morning teaeach dayI said "You don't need to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?"I said "I'll bring Gringohe's got a lot of moneyand he'll take us to the bars where they've got a viewHe'll buy us those beersthey give it to you in bottlesThey put lemon on the topand it don't taste too bad i'm telling youtelling you"My third customer was Mariashe came in for hot chips and sauce"more sauce" she said"hey now you're talking"she took me home to meet her motherMy fourth customer was Sandyshe came in for nothing i could seeexcept meSo it was i too was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hourI make hamburgers I get all the girlsand i take 'em out to dinnerand i give 'em all a whirlIf they work i keep 'emif they don't i keep 'em tooBut i teach them all how to be dirty girlslike you