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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.... (more W. C. Fields quotes)
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W C Fields by James Curtis |
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W. C. Fields by Himself: His Intended Autobiography by W. C. Fields and Ronald J. Fields |
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Man on the Flying Trapeze: The Life and Times of W. C. Fields by Simon Louvish |
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W.C. Fields Comedy Collection, Vol. 2 (The Man on the Flying Trapeze / Never Give A Sucker An Even Break / You're Telling Me! / The Old Fashioned Way / Poppy) ~ W.C. Fields, et al. |
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W.C. Fields Comedy Collection (The Bank Dick / My Little Chickadee / You Can't Cheat an Honest Man / It's a Gift / International House) ~ W.C. Fields, Cora Witherspoon, Una Merkel, and Evelyn Del Rio |
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W.C. Fields: 6 Short Films - Criterion Collection ~ W.C. Fields, Marjorie Kane, Arnold Gray, and Dorothy Granger |
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The Great Man: W.C. Fields ~ W.C. Fields-Great Man |
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W.C. Fields - Straight Up ~ Dudley Moore, W.C. Fields, Ronald J. Fields, and Leonard Maltin |