The Haibrush Song lyrics
by Veggie Tales



From Episode 3--Are You My NeighborNarrator: "Our curtain opens as Larry, having just finished his morningbath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Larry cries out.."Larry: "Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where,oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh,where oh, where ... is my hairbrush?"Narrator: "Having heard his cry, Pa Grape enters the scene. Shocked andslightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Pa regains hiscomposure and reports ..."Pa: "I think I saw a hairbrush back there!"Larry: "Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Backthere, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, backthere, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?"Narrator: "Having heard his joyous proclamation, Junior Asparagus entersthe scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in atowel, Junior regains his composure and comments ..."Junior: "Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!"Narrator: "Larry is taken aback. The thought had never occured to him.No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will becomeof his hairbrush? Larry wonders ..."Larry: "No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, nohair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair.. for my hairbrush."Narrator: "Having heard his wonderings, Bob the Tomato enters the scene.Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Larry in a towel, Bobregains his composure and confesses ..."Bob: "Larry, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, youdon't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gaveit to the Peach - 'cause he's got hair!"Narrator: "Feeling a deep sense of loss, Larry stumbles back and laments.."Larry: "Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Notfair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, notfair, not fair! My little hairbrush!"Narrator: "Having heard his lament, the Peach enters the scene. Himselfin a towel, both Larry and the Peach are shocked and slightlyembarrassed at the sight of each other. But recognizing Larry'sgenerosity, the Peach is thankful ..."Peach: "Thanks for the hairbrush."Narrator: "Yes, good has been done here. The Peach exits the scene.Larry smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for thehairbrush, calls out ..."Larry: "Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Takecare, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair.Take care, take care ... of my hairbrush."Narrator: "The end!"