Hooker With A Penis lyrics
by Tool
I met a boy wearing Van, 501, and adope Beastie tee, nipple rings,New tattoos that claimed that heWas OGT, back from '92,From the first EP.And in between sips of CokeHe told me that he thoughtWe were sellin' out, Layin' down, Suckin' up to the man.Well now I've got someBad advice for you, little buddy.Before you point your fingerYou should know thatI'm the man,I'm the man,And you're the man, andHe's the man as well so you canPoint that fuckin' finger up your ass.All you know about me is what I've sold you,Dumb fuckI sold out long before you ever even heard my name.I sold my soul to make a record,Dip shit, then you bought one.Well, I've got someBad advice for you, little buddy.Before you point your fingerYou should know that I'm the man,If I'm the fuckin' manThen you're the fuckin' man as wellSo you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.All you know about me is what I've sold you,Dumb fuckI sold out long before you ever even heard my name.I sold my soul to make a record,Dip shit, then you bought one.All you read andWear or see andHear on TVIs a productBegging for yourFatass Dirty Dollar.So shut up andBuy, Buy, Buy, My new record.Buy, Buy, Buy,Send more money.Fuck you, buddy.Fuck you, buddy.Fuck you, buddy.Fuck you, buddy!
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