One Way Ticket To Hell And Back lyrics
by The Darkness



It was a dusty old night

And I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it



A tiny voice was telling me

I should cool it

Chewing my face off

Talking absolute rubbish



The first line hit me like a kick in the face

Thought I better have another just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell....



And back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back



I'm always trying to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

But my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs



Burn for a moment then you kick like a mule

Strangers are agreeing that it was rocket fuel

Seveal lines are choking like a glorious game

Bought a one way ticket to hell...



And back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back



[Sitar / effects]

Stick it up your fucking nose (Woohoo)

[Solo]



Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder

Pausing long enough to snort that white powder

Wheels steering off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell



And back

One way ticket to hell and back (yeah)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back (ooh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)



One way ticket to hell and back (woo!)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell...