King Tut lyrics
by Steve Martin



King Tut (King Tut)

Now when he was a young man,

He never thought he'd see

People stand in line to see the boy king.



(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?

(Funky Tut) Did you do the Monkey?

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).



(King Tut) Now, if I'd known

They'd line up just to see him,

I'd trade in all my money

And buy me a museum. (King Tut)



Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)

He's my favorite honky

Born in Arizona,

Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)



Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)

The ladies love his style (boss Tut)

Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut)

He ate a crocodile.



He gave his life for tourism.

Golden idol

He's an Egyptian

They're sellin' you.



Now, when I die,

Now don't think I'm a nut,

Don't want no fancy funeral,

Just one like ole king Tut (King Tut)



He coulda won a Grammy,

Buried in his jammies,

Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,

He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,

King Tut