Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You can't escape it.
I don't kiss on screen. Period.
I work like a retailer. I sell my services, take my money and keep it in the bank.
I'd like to believe there's a little of Hitler and Napoleon in me. Even if I try, I can't be as selfless as Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa.
I'm no megalomaniac. Even I found it boring to have an entire website devoted to trivia about me. No one's interested in a one-man show, unless you happen to be an Amitabh Bachchan.
If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay.
It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.
Maybe the country doesn't pray for me like they do for Sachin Tendulkar, but I know I'm on a good wicket as well.
Recently an actor asked me to teach him how to speak fast. Wasn't I once criticised for speaking too fast? Now they're doing it my way.
Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works.