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Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I helped him bite it.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.... (more S. J. Perelman quotes)
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