Ryan: If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.
Ryan: It goes in, it comes out; it goes in, it comes out.
Ryan: Now that finishes the second coat, now, why don't we just take a few minutes and, watch it dry.
Ryan: We've-lost with the ship sir. It seemed to just--slip away.
Ryan: Jim's escaping through the hole in the wall! The hole in the wall! Jim's escaping...
Ryan: And over in Oregon, there's... It's on fire! Oregon's On FIRE!
Ryan: Why does everything you say sound sexual?
Ryan: I voted for myself. I wanted to get the hell out of here.
Ryan: (as E.T.) E.T. want lap dance.
Ryan: I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.
Ryan photographed for life-size stand ups displayed at Kinko's stores. His name tag said "Kenny", though.
Ryan dropped out of high school at age 17.
He stands 6'6".
Ryan once lived in a house previously owned by Liberace in Sherman Oaks, California. He sold the house upon moving to Bellingham, Washington.
Stiles reportedly has trouble finding shoes that fit him. He often gets custom-made shoes by George Esquivel. Jokes pertaining to Ryan's shoes on Whose Line are quite common.
When he was about 10, his family moved to Canada.
Ryan: Unless you're Drew Carey and get it free from Warner Brothers!
Ryan: If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.
Ryan: You're just a chicken, but what the cluck?
Ryan: I hope they aren't mating.
Ryan: Songs of the beekeeper, a very lonely profession. That's why we have four thousand songs... on four thousand CD's.
Ryan: The cat! Stop it with the cat!
Ryan: Ladies and gentlemen you'll hear a lot of rumors about stars, how much they make...Drew Carey for instance a lot of people say he made forty-five million dollars last year. After he pays taxes he's lucky if he clears thirty million ladies and gentlemen. A man has to eat! Please, Gary Coleman is a security guard! Send your money now!
Ryan: Well, I'd like to thank everyone who made this...what? Satan is my master?
Ryan: You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.
Ryan: I look like Walt Disney just threw up.
Ryan: Care to be touched by an angel?
Ryan: We're evil Smurfs, we're evil Smurfs, we're evil, evil evil Smurfs!
Ryan: I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.
When Ryan was 10, his parents moved the family to Richmond, British Columbia.
Ryan's shoes are made by George Esquivel.
He played Rabinowitz in Hot Shots! Part Deux.
When he's not at work, Ryan spends his time thinking about work.
Ryan joined the Second City comedy ensemble in Toronto in 1986.
His best friend is Colin Mochrie.
Ryan is sometimes compared to a giraffe because of his towering height, lanky frame, and blonde hair.
He hates the Hoedowns on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
Stiles has outrageous shoes.
Ryan Stiles has appeared on a Progressive commercial.
In 1990, Ryan joined the Los Angeles Second City Group.
Ryan Stiles has appeared in a Pizza Hut Commercial.
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