Russell Brand Quotes & Trivia

Quotes

Russell: Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God. The line was...Bob Geldof there... no wonder he's such an expert on famine, he has, after all, been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years!It's got it all: it's funny, it's clever, it's succinct, it's true!

Russell: I remember one night playing that game all by myself... sitting alone playing that bloody thing, Grand Theft Auto, and the man that you operate, I think he's called Vinny, I had him, and we'd gone off the beaten track of the narrative. He was down an alleyway on his own, right, on his own, standing by some bins, and I was on me own, sat on a settee... and I just thought, I've ruined your life as well! Oh what have I done?!

Russell: You are about to see something now, it's quite a revelation it makes that **** Jesus used to harp on about look utterly trivial- not really Jesus was brilliant have a look at this

Trivia

Russell caused quite a stir with hoax phone calls to the Police on his recent tour. As part of his act he would call Police with information regarding minor offenses reported in local newspapers. Kent Police are said to have spoken to Brand following his act in Tonbridge Wells, where he called to help locate a missing statue.

Russell is a supporter of West Ham United Football Club.

He is friends with Noel Gallagher.

His favourite bands include The Smiths/Morrissey, The Libertines, Carl Barat and Dirty Pretty Things.

Along with Fearne Cotton, Russell Brand was voted sexiest vegetarian.

His phobias are death and growing old.

His favourite comedian is Peter Cook.

Russell stands at 6'2".

Russell dresses in a flambuoyant bohemian fashion.

On the 23 February 2006, he hosted the 2006 NME Awards show.

His full name is Russell Edward Brand.