Russell: Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God. The line was...Bob Geldof there... no wonder he's such an expert on famine, he has, after all, been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for thirty years!It's got it all: it's funny, it's clever, it's succinct, it's true!
Russell: I remember one ... (more Russell Brand quotes)
Russell caused quite a stir with hoax phone calls to the Police on his recent tour. As part of his act he would call Police with information regarding minor offenses reported in local newspapers. Kent Police are said to have spoken to Brand following his act in Tonbridge Wells, where he called to help locate a missing statue.
Russell is a suppo... (more Russell Brand trivia)