Being a mother is hard and it wasn't a subject I ever studied.
College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil.
Having a group of girlfriends over and sitting around the kitchen table, with Ed outside barbecuing. To me that's bliss.
I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet.
I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.
I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates.
I employed a personal trainer six weeks ago who really puts me through my paces.
I have dreams of going back to America when I'm old. It's better to be old there. You get more for less money there.
I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home.
I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show.
I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people.
I once did an on-line interview where I had to write the answers to the questions. I never speak that slowly. It was like having sex in marmalade.
I used to be fat and I'm not now.
I'd be a shrink. I studied psychology. I've had therapy myself, but not continuously.
I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced.
I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job.
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad.
Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't.
Some women are great mothers at 20 and others are great at 50. If I had done it sooner I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing now.
You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.
Ruby presents the British version of Cirque de Celebrit?, a celebrity reality TV show broadcast on Sky One. The show features celebrities training for and then performing various circus acts.
She attended a finishing school in Switzerland however she did not enjoy it there and eventually absconded to London.
She was born in the Chicago suburb of Evanston.
Ruby wrote the 1985 television comedy show Girls On Top.
Ruby has written a stage play entitled Desparately Yours.
In February 2002, Ruby attended the wedding of actress Joan Collins and Percy Gibson.
Ruby's stage show Wax Acts was directed by her friend Alan Rickman (The Winter Guest, Love Actually, Harry Potter.)
She has three children: Marina, Madeline and Max.
In 1987, Wax performed at the cult British comedy stage show The Secret Policeman's Ball.
Ruby appeared in the 2003 BBC show Comic Relief Does Fame Academy. She made it through to the final but was eventually beaten by actor Will Mellor (Casualty)
Ruby made a brief appearance in the 1981 Oscar winning film Chariots of Fire as Bunty.
Ruby's 2003 biography is entitled How Do You Want Me?
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