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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Excuse the mess but we live here.
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Roseanne currently resides in El Segundo, California, to remove herself from the Hollywood scene she calls “World Illusion,” and to raise her youngest son, Buck Thomas.
Roseanne was part of the all-star line-up when Comedy Central honored the life of comedy pioneer, Rodney Dangerfield, with the tribute special, Legends: Rodney Dangerfield on September 10, 2006.
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