The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.
Ronnie Barker dies: Ronnie Barker died on 3rd October 2005, aged 76, after a long period of heart trouble.