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A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
I could tell m... (more Rodney Dangerfield quotes)
Rodney: My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
Rodney: Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
Rodney: It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney: I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney: I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.... (more Rodney Dangerfield trivia)