Rob Schneider Quotes & Trivia



Quotes

A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms.

First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff.

I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that.

I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried.

I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything.

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

I want to make films that make people laugh hard, and I am not afraid to walk away from this business tomorrow.

Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots.

Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.

Trivia

In 1996, Rob was called as an emergency guest on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno when Charlie Sheen suddenly cancelled. Rob was in the studio next door taping Men Behaving Badly when he happily accepted the request to take Sheen's place on very short notice.

Rob’s mother, Pilar, made a cameo appearance in The Hot Chick as the head judge at the cheerleading conference.

Rob was married to London King from 1988 until they divorced in 1990. They have one child together.

Rob made an apperance in one of Neil McCoy's music videos.

Rob has his own Myspace page.

Rob has one daughter, Elle Tanner Schneider who also appeared in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. She played a Girl of America selling cookies.