Average Guy lyrics
by Reed Lou



I ain't no Christian or no born again saintI ain't no cowboy or Marxist D.A.I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the rightI am just your average guy, trying to do what's rightI'm just your average guy, an average guyI am just an average guy, I'm just your average guyAverage guy, I'm just your average guyI'm average looking and I'm average insideI'm an average lover and I live in an average placeYou wouldn't know me if you met me face to faceI'm just your average guy, average guyAverage guy, I'm just an average guyI worry about money and taxes and suchI worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touchI worry about my health and bowelsAnd the crime waves in the streetI'm really just your average guyTrying to stand on his own two feetI'm just your average guy, I'm just your average guyI'm just your average guy, average guyAverage looks, average taste, average heightAn average waist, average in everything I doMy temperature is 98.2I'm just your average guy, an average guy, average guyI'm just an average guy, average guyI'm just your average guy , average