Animal Language lyrics
by Reed Lou



Miss Riley had a dogShe used to keep it in her back yardAnd when the dog began to barkAll the neighbours began to shoutThen came a stormy night, Miss Riley let her dog outAnd when the neighbours found him 'roundThey put a gun down his mouth and shot him downAnd he went: oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wowMiss Murphy had a cat, on her lap it satAnd once in a great big whileAnd once in a great big whileIt looked like that Cheshire cat did smileBut one day it got so hotThat Cheshire cat had a blood clotAnd she said: oooh meow meow, oooh meow meowThen the dog met the catThe dog was hot and the cat was metThen came some sweaty dudeHe put a board between the twoThen they couldn't get at it, got frustrated all about itSo they did the only thing you could doThey took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the twoAnd they said: oooh wow, bow wow meow, oooh wow, bow wow meow