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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
My mom said she learned how to swim. Someon... (more Paula Poundstone quotes)
Paula was named #88 on Comedy Central's list of '100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time'.
Paula was arrested on a felony warrant for three counts of commiting a lewd act with a fourteen year old girl. She pled 'no contest' to felony child endangerment and misdemeanor inflicting injury on a child for driving with her children while intoxicated. Paula r... (more Paula Poundstone trivia)