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90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on.
And there are comedians that have day jobs, and they want to go out and do it anyway.
George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil.
I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes.
I hate all sidekicks.... (more Patton Oswalt quotes)
Patton is an uncredited writer on the Borat movie.
Patton's favorite movie is Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il.
Patton is friends with comedian Zach Galifianakis.
Patton is an avowed atheist.
Patton is a graduate of the college William and Mary.... (more Patton Oswalt trivia)
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