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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?... (more Ogden Nash quotes)
| Selected Poetry of Ogden Nash by Ogden Nash | |
| Ogden Nash's Zoo by Ogden Nash and Etienne Delessert | |
| Ogden Nash: The Life and Work of America's Laureate of Light Verse by Douglas M. Parker |
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