D.u.i. lyrics
by Offspring



Three in the morning and I gotta be someplaceI don't remember whereFriends try to make me stay or call me a cab homeI grab my keys and a beerThe cops they took my license awayBut I got my car out of impound todayAnd I've been drunk since last saturdayYou'd better stay outta my wayI drink and driveFeel so aliveI'm doin' ninety-fiveI drink and driveI feel so aliveI drink and driveEarly morning and the freeway's desertedLike it's all mineI'm trying to set a new drunken speed recordBut I can't drive a straight lineFlashing lightsSplit the night I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the rightNow I've slammed my face into the back of a big-rigAt least you'll never catch me you fucking pigsDesignate someone other than meI'm so drunk I can hardly seeAnother shot of jager and I turn the keyI got so many places to beI drink and driveFeel so aliveI'm doin' ninety-fiveI drink and driveI feel so aliveI drink and driveWhen I'm on a binge, my friends all cringeThey won't drive at nightCause down at the freeway it's such a frightBut I think I drive alrightThe cops they took my license awayBut I got my car out of impound todayAnd I've been drunk since last saturdayYou'd better stay outta my wayI drink and driveFeel so aliveI'm doin' ninety-fiveI drink and driveI feel so aliveI drink and driveWhen I'm on a binge, my friends all cringeThey won't drive at nightCause down at the freeway it's such a frightBut I think I drive alright