The Penis Song lyrics
by Monty Python



GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S ALITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF RECENTLY IN THECARIBBEAN.Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.It's swell to have a stiffy,It's divine to own a dick.From the tiniest little tadger,To the world's biggest prick.So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.Your piece-of-pork,Your wife's best friend,Your Percy or your cock.You can wrap it up in ribbons,You can slip it in your sock.But don't take it out in publicOr they will stick you in the dock,And you won't come back.CMCALONEY@mta.ca