O Lord Please Don't Burn Us lyrics
by Monty Python



O Lord, please don't burn us,Don't grill us or toast your flock,Don't put us on a barbecue,Or simmer us in stock,Don't braise us or bake or boil us,Or stir-fry us in a wok.Oh please don't lightly poach us,Or baste us with hot fat,Don't fricassee or roast us,Or boil us in a vat,And please don't stick thy servants, Lord,In a Rotissomat.