I Like Chinese lyrics
by Monty Python
Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why... Intro: I like Chinese,I like Chinese,They only come up to your knees,Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please. Verse: I like Chinese,I like Chinese,There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say. Chorus: I like Chinese,I like Chinese,They come from a long way overseas,But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please. Verse: I like chinese food,The waiters never are rude,Think of the many things they've done to impress,There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess. Chorus: So I like Chinese,I like Chinese,I like their tiny little trees,Their Zen, their ping-pong, theiryin and yang-ese. Verse: I like Chinese thought,The wisdom that Confucious taught,If Darwin is anything to shout about,The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt. Chorus: So I like Chinese,I like Chinese,They only come up to your knees,Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please. Verse: (in Chinese) Chorus: I like Chinese,I like Chinese,Their food is guaranteed to please,A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees. Chorus: I like Chinese,I like Chinese,I like their tiny little trees,Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese. Fade: I like Chinese,I like Chinese...
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