Eric The Half A Bee lyrics
by Monty Python
Orchestra Leader:A-one, two, a-one two three four Leader: Half a bee, philisophically,Must ipso facto half not be.But half a bee has got to beVis a vis it's entity.-d'you see?But can a bee be said to beOr not to be an entire bee,When half the bee is not a bee,Due to some ancient injury.-Singing!...All sing: La di di, one two three,Eric the Half a Bee.A B C D E F G,Eric the Half a Bee. Leader: Is this wretched demi-bee,Half asleep upon my knee,Some freak from a menagerie?All yell: No! It's Eric the Half a Bee.All sing: Fiddle di dum, fiddle di dee,Eric the Half a Bee.Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,Eric the Half a Bee. Leader: I love this hive employ-ee-ee,Bisected accidentally,One summer's afternoon by me,I love him carnally.All sing: He loves him carnally... Leader: Semi-carnally.(speaks)The End. Voice: Cyril Connolly? Leader: No, semi-carnally. Voice: Oh.All sing: (Quietly)Cyril Connolly(Ends with an elaborate whistle)
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