Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration.
I don't know much about Americanism, but it's a damn good word with which to carry an election.
I don't know what to do or where to turn in this taxation matter. Somewhere there must be a book that tells all about it, where I could go to straighten it out in my mind. But I don't know where the book is, and maybe I couldn't read it if I found it.
I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family; but to a solitary and an exile his friends are everything.
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