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Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind.
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.
He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar.
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