A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.
I was a 14-year-old boy for 30 years.
I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'
You always pass failure on the way to success.
You always pass failure on your way to success.
Rooney also stared as Henry Daily, in The Black Stallion movie (1979)
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