Lloyd Kaufman Quotes & Trivia



Quotes

I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.

If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!

In our society it is more prestigious to make a hundred million-dollar movie with bathroom humor than it is to make a hundred thousand-dollar movie about James Joyce. That's a shame.

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.

Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.

The person who goes to the Troma movie knows that he or she may love the Troma movie or, he or she may hate the Troma movie; but the movie goer knows that he or she will never forget the Troma movie.

There is no way I could have ever dared to make a documentary, much less have the money to make a documentary, if it was on 16mm. But, with the magic of digital.

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.