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Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.... (more Johnny Carson quotes)
Johnny was given the Harvard Hasty Pudding Club Man Of The Year Award in 1977.
Johnny was revealed to be secretly writing jokes for David Letterman, 5 days before his death, by CBS senior vice president Peter Lassally, who produced shows for both.
Johnny's best friend, James Randi, was a former magician like Johnny and regularly appeared on his show to give examples of frauds involving the... (more Johnny Carson trivia)