Why Don't We Get Drunk lyrics
by Jimmy Buffett



I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here

Your voice sounds so wonderful

But yer face don't look too clear

So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw



Chorus:

Why don't we get drunk and screw

I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snow queen

Honey I don't think that's true

So, why don't we get drunk and screw



-- spoken: pick it Coral Reefers, here we go...



(swing instrumental)



Chorus:

Why don't we get drunk and screw

I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you

They say you are a snow queen

Honey I don't think that's true

So why don't we get drunk and screw

Yeah, now baby I say, (lord!)

Why don't we get drunk and screw