Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
True Yankees are born, not made.
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay married Nikki Cox in a ceremony in LA in December 2006.
His autobiography Gasping for Airtime: Two Years in the Trenches of Saturday Night Live was released in 2004.
His first ever television appearance was on the series Disneyland as Matt in The New Barefoot Executive.
His NBC comedy Community Service was taken out of the line-up before it even had a chance.
He is currently engaged to Nikki Cox.
His impressions include: Andrew McCarthy, Anthony Kiedis, Billy Idol, Christopher Walken, Dick Vitale, Don Rickles, Joe Perry, Kenny G., Mickey Rourke, Ricki Lake, Sean Penn, and Tony Bennett.
One of his recurring characters on SNL was James Barone.
His first personal series was Action.
He has a son named Jackson.
He has two sisters, Julia and Virginia.
Jay stars in commercials for Diet Pepsi. (2006)
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