Janeane Garofalo Quotes & Trivia

Quotes

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

My first reaction was that it seems to me they are fixin' something that ain't broke. I never saw anything wrong with it to start with.

Problems with visual design can turn users off so quickly that they never discover all the smart choices you made with navigation or interaction design.

I strongly believe in a woman's right to choose. It is a right of privacy issue between a woman and her doctor.

Trivia

Janeane was the first choice to play the role of Monica on

Janeane married her then boyfriend writer

Janeane worked briefly as a bike messenger while struggling in the beginning of her career.

Janeane studied history while attending Providence College.

Janeane is 5'1" tall.

Janeane attended Madison High School in Madison, New Jersey.

Janeane has 15 tattoos.