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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.... (more Jackie Mason quotes)
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History of the World: Part I From the dawn of man to the distant future, mankind's evolution (or lack thereof) is traced. Often ridiculous but never serious, we learn the truth behind the Roman Emperor, we learn what REALLY happened at the Last Supper, the circumstances that surrounded the French Revolution, how to test eunuchs...
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The Jerk Navin is an idiot. Hew grew up in Mississippi as adopted son of a black family. But at his 18th birthday he feels he wants to discover the rest of the world and sets out to St. Louis... Everyone exploits his naivety, but then a simple invention brings him a fortune.
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Caddyshack II When a crass new-money tycoon's membership application is turned down at a snooty country club, he retaliates by buying the club and turning it into a tacky amusement park
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