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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful woman - and you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air.... (more Jack Benny quotes)
Benny appeared three times as the Mystery Guest on episodes of What's My Line?
Rochester used to always joke about his boss's hairpieces saying that "Mr. Benny has hair at home he hasn't used yet" but in real life Jack Benny did not wear a toupee.
Fred Allen: Jack, you couldn't ad lib a belch after a plate of Hungarian goulash.
Jack Benny: You... (more Jack Benny trivia)
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