Grand Larceny lyrics
by Ice T



Stick up,hands in the airYou move,you lose 'cause the ICE don't careNo chance to run,don't shoutFlinch an inch I'm gonna take you outGrand Larcenist,soloist,felonist,vocalistCrime's my rhyme,but here's a new twistI ain't here for your gold,broAll I want is the showThis is Grand LarcenyThis is Grand Larceny (x3)I lay low for a show,and then I goSteal the motherfucker then we count the doughIt's kinda like robbin',but it's legally doneAnd now days if it ain't legal I don't fuck aroundI get a thrill when I ill and a jam is filledWith 10.000 screamin' people,now that's the pillWho's gonna dog the set? The ICE willAnd once I'm in effect it's overkillKinda like a hold-up.all the tickets sold upAnd then the black stretch limo cold rolls upAnd then the posse breaks,high off the Cold DuckAnd then I set the mic to show destructEven if we open up,it don't mean nothingI rock the rhymes.E does the cuttin'Call it shownappin' I take a hostage a nightDo shit and break out on the next flightThis is Grand LarcenyGrand LarcenyI'm a kleptomaniac when a jam is packedYou can fight all night,but you'll still get jackedBy the show stealer,crime rhyme dealerRap king pin,L.A. big-wheelerGot a posse so strong they could lift a tankRob a bankBut now we steal shows the cops say thanksBreathe easy 'cause the Syndicate deepBefore we start rappin'They got no sleepThis is Grand LarcenyGrand LarcenyJust give me a beat,give me a stage to stand onI know that none ya'll ever planned onA dude from L.A. who could rock shit this wayHave his record go gold,with no radio playBut it happened,The Ice is rappin'Just listen to my fans that are clappin'Or come to my show.sit in the front rowAnd watch me steal the motherfucker before your ass can say "HO"I'm like a time bomb,but I'm a rhyme bombSpray the whole audience with napalmOr something just as hot,I'll bust a rhyme,why not?Rap hittin' so hard,you'll think you shotI'll take a show and abduct itStone cold house it,and if it gets wildWith gasoline I'll douse itSet it ablaze,and then I'll stomp it outMany burnt emcees know what I'm talkin' aboutThis is Grand LarcenyPromoters on my tail now'Cause they billed me lowHere I am 'bout to steal another showSo they turn my mic downFuck up my audio soundBut too late,we just dogged another townRappin' like a Mac 10,as soon as I beginThe only way to stop the stealin'Is throw me in the penBut that will never happen'Cause I'm just cool rappin'My Larceny is legal,so sorry CaptainI would never steal a rapBut I'll steal a show in a minuteIt's as simple as thatAn interstate crook,my pistol's my rhyme bookAny show that I'm on is a show that's tookBetter watch my left hook,or your jaw will get shookIf my posse gets mad,it's best you bookFrom the Grand Larcenist,ICE-T is my nameGot a rap like a mac,and a game he sameThis is Grand Larceny (x3)