A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.
A woman should be an illusion.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
Men want a woman whom they can turn on and off like a light switch.
My mental hands were empty, and I felt I must do something as a counterirritant or antibody to my hysterical alarm at getting married at the age of 43.
Older women are best, because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
You can get far in North America with laconic grunts. "Huh," "hun," and "hi!" in their various modulations, together with "sure," "guess so," "that so?" and "nuts!" will meet almost any contingency.
You only live twice. Once when you are born and once when you look death in the face.
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