Hal: They say things like 'you know what I like about living in a small town? Everybody goes to church together and to the general store. Everybody knows everybody.' That's total horse ****.
Hal is a fan of the "Monty Python" franchise.
Hal is the leader of the heavy metal band called "Zero 1".
Hal does not and has never drunk alcoholic beverages.
Because he is Bhuddist, he does not see Western doctors.
Hal Sparks is hosting the new show on the WB called "Survival of the Richest".