Greg Proops Quotes & Trivia

Quotes

Greg: Colin is a very sexy man. That's my whole answer.

Trivia

Greg: I love the out-of-doors.

Greg: Do you have your suntan oil? Well you don't need that idiot, you're going underwater.

Greg: Agh, Ryan, and your name is usually Phil of Gary.

Greg: Yo. I'm from Beverly Hills, and I be pimpin'.

Greg: Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it's hot.

Greg: Leave my cat alone, you big...

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Greg: And I never tell the truth, 'cause I'm the president.

Greg: President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.

Greg: How would you like to make money in real estate?

Greg: I thought the Egyptians had cured baldness.

Greg: Thank you so much. Well Mr. Bond, I suppose you think this is it, perhaps you'd like to make love to my mistress before I fondue the world! Minky doesn't like the anchor do you Minky? You make her very upset, perhaps you'd like to drop into my pool of piranhas? Oh that one never works.

Greg: You sound hecka fun.

Greg married Jennifer Canaga on 1991.