Greg: I mean, look at Steven Tyler -- fingernail polish and scarves and all female attention. That to me is so much more interesting than knocking the s*** out of somebody.
Greg: I think tattoos are hot. My wife has a couple of tattoos but I think a woman with sleeves is outstanding.
Greg: Although I am a recovering alcoholic and drug addict I still feel that drugs should be legalized. I think it creates a problem when something like that becomes illegal. It didn’t work for me but everyone is on their own journey. I have one daughter and one in the oven so I will tell them that it didn’t work for me but they will have to make their own informed choices.
Greg: Okay, if you were really talking about the counter culture, and punk -- I would say going to see Richie Sambora and Kenny Rogers is so much more punk than going to see Green Day, I can't even believe it. Everyone is sort of marching in step to go see Green Day whereas you're doing something that most people are not. Especially that combo, where you put those two together. You may be the coolest person I've ever talked to. And you have no shame -- you feel good about going to see the Gambler and the guitarist from Bon Jovi. I think you are the coolest person I've ever met. So you did not fail that test. That test is rigged anyway and Warner Brothers made that. It's only kind of funny.
Greg is the front-man of a band called Black Rattle. The group produces heavy metal versions of popular children's songs such as 'Itsy-bitsy Spider.'
Greg played rugby and was a business major at the University of Oregon before changing to theater.
After Greg's HBO Special, 'Man-tastic', he was approached by "Sex and the City" executive producer, Michael Patrick King, and was asked to join the writing staff of the show.
Greg was once roommates with David Cross.
Greg and his wife have two young daughters.
Greg: I rarely sit down to write something. I usually have an experience and relate it to somebody and go, there I connected some dots, you know? That's what makes people laugh. And then you go and take it on the stage and sometimes it works and sometimes people go, "What's he talking about?" I don't know; I thought it was it funny in the kitchen.
Greg co-authored a book based on a turn-of-phrase he created called, 'He's Just Not That Into You'. The book was a New York Times Bestseller.
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