Gilbert Gottfried Quotes & Trivia

Quotes

Anyway, I prefer to eat Hellman's Mayonnaise. Miracle Whip tastes like that white paste you use to use when you were in grade school.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

I host these bad movies late at night.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Unfortunately, I've never been mistaken as Johnny Depp.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts.

Trivia

Gilbert did a short voice cameo, reprising as Iago, in the Square/Disney game, "Kingdom Hearts".