Bill Moyers could urinate on a tree and the writers would say, Oh, how elegant.I could get an interview with Jesus, and they'd say, He was too hard on him, too soft on him, look at the way he was chummy with him.
Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.
Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.
I am enduring. You can disagree with me.
I feel so bad when I see these 25-year-olds kids with a baby at home; a pregnant wife, getting paid $20,000, doing the most dangerous job in the world.
I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.
I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.
I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.
I think the Jews need me right now.
I will never be one of the guys. But I'm on my fourth special now. They've been, generally speaking, highly regarded.
I'd like to give divorce a good name.
I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York.
I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.
I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.
I'm tired of getting made fun of.
I'm too secular, short-tempered and impatient to go far in the Israeli parliament. Still, I am at home in Israel, even if my politics may not be in sync.
I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I am passionate for what I do, courageous in the face of peril, honest and straightforward.
It is impressive to see how many Latinos are in the U.S. military. This is the most integrated institution in American society.
It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.
Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little underlings came and went. The PR person came and went. It was just Michael and me and the kids. And it was very interesting.
Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to come around and whack you. You've got to be prepared.
NBC is big enough that Brokaw and I can co-exist. You know, it's like hopefully in the future the Kosovars and the Serbs will get along.
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
Nothing exciting happens at the studio. I've been covering the war on terror, Iraq, Afghanistan. Wherever the story was, Wilma, Rita, Katrina.
One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend on the system to keep working. What would happen if the terrorists do it? Knock down the power, destroy bridges, cut the water supply?
Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be exchanged for Israeli expansion into the West Bank to include most of East Jerusalem.
Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.
Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want to stay there, take the risk.
Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.
The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.
The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.
The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that its whole reputation has eroded, their circulation is down, and their profits are down.
The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it will have half the population. They may create a sort of Disneyland at the French Quarter for tourists. The rest I don't know.
This is the year of Katrina and Iraq. How the war ends is more important than how it began. However you feel about the war, you have to be compassionate and loving towards our troops.
To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting in the hot sun, when you see these poor people, you cannot help but being compassionate or affected.
When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.
With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each story, I am looking forward to covering the stories in the human dimension and impart the passion and visceral reactions the audience seeks.
Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.
Geraldo was parodied by longtime friend Cheech Marin as 'Horrendo Revolver' on Cheech & Chong's Wedding Album.
Geraldo vowed to sue the New York Times if it does not issue a correction of television writer Alessandria Stanley's claim in a write-up accusing him of nudging a rescue worker out of the way so that he could be shown on air aiding an elderly victim of Hurricane Katrina.
Geraldo contracted with NBC to work as a reporter for 6 years, for the sum of 30 million dollars. After the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks he accepted a pay cut, and went to work for FOX News Channel, as a war correspondent.
Geraldo was criticized for self-promotion and for inserting himself into stories, having had plastic surgery twice on his show.
Geraldo drew national attention with his story on the abuse of mentally retarded patients at Staten Island's Willowbrook State School. He got his break from being seen there, and started to appear on ABC national programs, such as 20/20 and Good Morning America.
Geraldo first gained public recognition as a lawyer defending Harlem's largely Hispanic 'Young Lords' gang.
Geraldo wrote a autobiography in 1991, titled Exposing Myself, it debuted at #3 on the New York Times best-seller list.
In 1991, he was chosen by People magazine as one of the "50 Most Beautiful People" in the world.
His Astrological sign is Cancer.