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A book is a gift you can open again and again.
A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
A good newspaper is never nearly good enough but a lousy newspaper is a joy forever.
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and ge... (more Garrison Keillor quotes)
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