Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).
I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
I'm a one-man idiot.
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for.
Eddie is openly transvestite, and often describes himself as an "action transvestite" or an "executive transvestite" to distinguish himself from some of the general stereotypes. As is the case with almost all transvestites, Eddie is also heterosexual.
Eddie won an Emmy in 2000 for Best Writing in a Comedy, Musical, or Variety for his comedy special "Dress to Kill."
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