I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.
I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nuture.
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
Denis has appeared in TV commercials for IBM, Nike, MTV, Quaker State Motor Oil, Holsten Pils Lager and Boston radio station WAAF 107.3 FM.
Denis was the founder of Emerson Comedy Workshop. After graduating college, he briefly taught at the workshop.
Denis is a huge Boston Red Sox fan.
Denis is 6 feet (1.83 metres) tall.
Denis has released two comedy albums, No Cure for Cancer and Lock and Load.
Denis provided voices for characters in the animated films Ice Age and A Bug's Life.
In 2004, Denis released the EP Merry F#%$in' Christmas, which included a mix of new music, previously unreleased recordings and a few tracks from Lock 'N Load.
Denis has been married to Ann Lembeck since 1982. They have 2 children together.
Denis is a godparent of Damian Charles Bing, son of Elizabeth Hurley.
Denis had a hit song named Asshole.
Denis is the father of actor Jack Leary.
Denis was nominated for a Best Actor in a Drama Series Emmy award in 2006, for his role in Rescue Me.
Denis Leary appeared in Ice Age 2: The Meltdown. His character name is Diego. Ice Age 2 was released in March 2006.
Denis is a cousin of Conan O'Brian and Jane O'Brien.
One of Denis' trademarks is to smoke cigarettes and drink beer during his routines.
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