Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
Comedy is in a great place - it's really healthy.
Every joke has its origin - the punching people in the face joke. It hurts like hell to get punched in the face.
I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I could take my time, and nobody was pressuring me to be a headliner. I could go up there, find my voice, and figure out what I wanted to do.
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.
I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
I get so into the moment.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
I started watching a lot of comics who were more storytellers. I focused on Louie Anderson, Bill Cosby, guys who took it slow.
I'm a late-night guy.
I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
It was a personal achievement of mine to get on David Letterman. When I got there, I knew things were really happening for me.
It's not for any purpose such as religion, health, or things like that, I just never felt I had the need or want to drink or do drugs.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
When I have a really hot date at a show, I definitely make it a point to use her name. The girls really love that.
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
Because of Dane's SNL skit where we said "go home, go on youtube, go to search and punch your keyboard, you get e:f6, and there will be some video of some kid with e:f6 on chest" there are now many results for searchin e:f6 at youtube.
Dane Cook's Tourgasm Tour is from Friday November 9th, 2006 to Saturday December 16th, 2006. Dane Cook will not be appearing in these shows, but fellow comedians Gary Culman, Robert Kelly and Jay Davis will be.
Dane Cook's 2006 film, Employee of the Month debuted on October 6th, taking in 4,216,360, to come in third behind The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: the Begining and The Departed.
On the rumor of dating Jessica Simpson: Dane put together a collage of tabloid articles about the rumor, which he and Jessica laugh about it.
July 3, 2006- Dane's mother, Donna Cook died. She had been fighting cancer for some time.
May 26, 2006- He appeared on the Jimmy kimmel Live Show.
He helped present awards at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards.
He was in the movie "Waiting..." as " Floyd".
He played in "Torque" as "Neil Luff".
He played in "Stuck on You" as "Officer Fraioli".
He played in "L.A.X." as "Terrell Chasman".
He played in "Spiral" as "David".
He played in "Flypaper" as Tim.
Dane has his own Myspace.
He submitted a movie idea to Disney and also to Weinstein Company.
Dane has been a stand up comic for over 15 years.
Dane Cook Hosts "Retaliation Unplugged" Charity Event For Musicares (14 Dec 2005, 01:33)
Dane of Irish heritage.
Has a brother and five sisters.
Is 6' tall.
Won the CH 2003 Album Of The Year for "Harmful If Swallowed".
Dane has been featured on the show, "Crank Yankers".
Dane has a dog named Beast.
Dane's brother was really a manager at BK.
He is currently filming "Dan in real Life" which is a romantic-comedy.
He went on tour and will have an HBO documentary named after the tour called "Tourgasm".
Dane likes U2, Green Day, Aerosmith, Beatles and Elvis.
Dane writes all of his own material.
Dane Cook is the highest charting comedian in over 25 years.
Dane Cook will be in the movie "Mr. Brooks" which will be released in 2007.
Dane stars in the 2006 movie, Employee of the Month.
Dane Cook was in the recent movie "Waiting..." with Ryan Renyolds and Anna Farris
Dane Cook is one of the fast-rising, famous stand up comedians in the nation.
Dane Cook's is famous for the Super Finger. When the middle and ring finger are raised and the pinky and index fingers are down.
Dane Cook plays the guitar.
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